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Slythering Savage

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Stupid Love

The_Sinking_Ship @the-sinking-ship

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Pansy Parkinson, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Additional Tags: Head Auror Harry Potter, Ministry Worker Draco Malfoy, Dom/sub Undertones, Porn With Plot, Rimming, Harry Potter’s motorcycle, BAMF Harry Potter, Snarky Draco Malfoy, Powerful Harry, Humor

Summary:

Harry Potter, how does Draco Malfoy hate thee? Enable me count the ways.

Excerpt:

“Did you think of me?” Potter asked.

Draco arched a brow, and the sick feeling grew. “I request your pardon?”

Potter crossed his ankles, then his arms over his chest. “Did you think of me?” he repeated.

“Why on planet would I do a thing like that?”

Potter shrugged. “I thought of you.”

Draco swallowed hard and balled his hand

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cinderella marries the prince

and it’s… fine. The prince is great! They’re in love, he’s very sweet and passionate, writing her poems and songs, giving her anything she wants. The time she spends with her husband is great.

but cinderella is not royalty, her family was noble but she never spent period in those circles. She’s used to being busy, she’s used to cooking and cleaning and mending. There are hours, days, where she has nothing to do.

time passes. cinderella learns the fancy lady type of needlework. Learns to ride horses. Reads a lot.

as is normal for royalty at the time, they explore and are hosted by nobles or stay at castles owned by the king. But even that variety begins to become routine. The prince is distracted, there’s a lot of new women living and working on their route. Daughters of nobles. Younger and prettier with gentle hands that hold never done a day’s work.

cinderella needs something to use her time on, and there’s a part of her thinking a couple-only trip might acquire her husband’s attention again, so she suggests making an old castle that’s fallen into disrepair their “project.” It was bui

WUNCH! — Gundam has always been gay, and you really own to...

Gundam has always been queer, and you really have to be deep in denial to have ignored it for almost half a century by this point

Charmuro's been a thing longer than most of us here have been alive.

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So my family has a Gay Snatch Plate.

Stay with me.

We do not recognize how the hell the Gay Plunder Plate was first acquired. This organism a point of contention is actually pretty plot-relevant; the saga of the Gay Pirate Plate began with my grandmother and her sister, who, for some ungodly reason, both BADLY wanted the Gay Copy illegally Plate and believed it to be rightfully theirs.

I should back up, firstly, to establish: The Gay Pirate Plate is the cheapest, tackiest, ugliest plate in existence.

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